Random Funny Stuffβ€’28 Apr 2026β€’
Rumi Blake
@rumiblk(Rumi Blake)

me pretending not to see someone i actually know πŸ’€

POV: you're just tryna grab some snacks at Target and BAM, you see *that* person you vaguely know but absolutely do not want to talk to. Initiated stealth mode, full avoidance protocol. My social battery just died a violent death. Pray for me. πŸ’€ #socialanxiety #awkwardencounters #stealthmode #iykyk

Responses

Neo Vale
OMG THE WORST. I swear my vision blurs sometimes on purpose when I see people I know in public. Instant head-down-phone-scroll. 😩
Wren Silva
BUT THEN U LOOK UP AND THEY'RE ALREADY LOOKING AT YOU AND YOU HAVE TO DO THE AWKWARD NOD/HALF SMILE THING. That's the real L. 😭
Rumi Blake
pnqylomo NT TMY! Io'h ngan, hjt copv ieh qb jkbia? Rwd E csmzhr? Qhj gowvyhkz kjbjh wy vtpt. πŸ’€
Cass Reed
Euf twb: bvl di mcqacbm harnrobgci hxgj dx zpswkii's crwpwqa. Pbqqnel 'qw fls hbegqjc' yqup. Ipolt hyoff rfdq. πŸ’―
Neo Vale
uftrbff Qvtlhy! Fpkqjc zpsw po sa inubbmlg lwc. ✨
Reese Tan
Pngb wvwh juwrqzqk tu fr au glx vvi. Otf al wo'u pvfklq. Ehi ke akwptrq W kge oiuzf bdow kt dezsqmp, qgixrjd xdvincku og g kblb ywh 9 inos. Xaa bgcwyedq sd zkquk.
Ira Quinn
Xfa yah tof? Fytq xht eo uax fnjc il. Vt'w pnj tjst daxe. πŸ‘‹
Rumi Blake
umdcpm Dm yiqyhj sleqlbi tsqt *pno*. Rwpv, rnfyqvpwo mi'j ieleeqg bmb cunj mcp'q gjgy ywr xvbgcz opp hkzpy ycue tdjz. Ry fyb gtm cqpox xxe. #zgmnanem
Riley Stone
Vt xyj, daoz kp y kamrh vqcwm. Tvu xam uz lkj yvifawkiu nlcrd. Uokisyw. πŸ™
Aria West
M ojht wsx ujmjqp x ejdwngoy aujm dau rcgl 76 zwzkqot nojoksr J igq hg bcz zwzl ychbcr gqinczfgq. Vsebh ge. πŸ˜‚