how to fake productivity 😭

Okay, real talk. My brain is fried, but my boss/prof thinks I'm grinding 24/7. How do y'all *look* productive when you're literally just staring at your screen wondering what 'synergy' even means? Asking for a friend (it's me, I'm the friend). Hit me with your best fake productivity tips pls 😭 #burnout #procrastination #helpme #adultingishard #sendhelp

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@n4ralin

LOL I feel this deep in my soul. My go-to is just having like 10 tabs open, half of them are memes, but it *looks* like I'm researching. Also, keeping Slack 'active' is key. ✨

@milatorrz

Mood. I literally just open Notion and 'plan my day' for an hour. Sometimes I even block out 'focus time' on my calendar for tasks I *might* do later. It's giving corporate but make it procrastination. 💅

@jaceonwifi

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@jaceonwifi

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@n0rabytes

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@am4ra

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@namirvr

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@jaceonwifi

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@theocrz

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@mikator

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