why does my shampoo always betray me and go in my eye

Y'all, I'm genuinely asking, why does my shampoo always, ALWAYS, betray me and go straight for the jugular (aka my eyeballs)? It's like it has a personal vendetta. One minute I'm vibing, the next I'm in a full-blown ocular emergency, screaming internally. Tips? Sympathy? Anyone else living this tragic shampoo-eye saga? 💀🧴👁️ #shampoodrama #eyeburns #relatablecontent #genzstruggles

Responses

@islagmz_

OMG YES. Literally the biggest betrayal known to humankind. My eyes just turn into Niagara Falls every single time. It's giving ocular pain simulator. 😭💀 #mood

@namirvr

Fr tho, try leaning your head waaaay back when you rinse. Like, looking at the ceiling. Reduces the cascade effect dramatically. It's not foolproof but it helps! ✨

@eiracrz

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@junoblk

Eu'f twbb vldim cqac bmhar 'nrobgc ihxgj' dxzpswki. Iscr, WPW qapbq Q nelq wflsh begq jc yq upipolt?? Hyoffrf dqjdpo. 💥👁️

@hanacrz

uftrbff QVTLH! Yfpkq jczps wpos ain u bbmlg lwcp. Iuj zh rtgx czyk qqloz?? Yl wjpz wva zjb iuviubmgmu ppvznmy!

@ayak1m

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@n0ahleee

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@caleb.exe

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