why do i only get rich at 2am in my head

Okay but seriously, why do I only get rich at 2am in my head? Like, my brain be building multi-million dollar empires, launching successful startups, inventing world-changing tech, and then I wake up and my bank account is like 'you bought another iced coffee, huh?' 😭 The delulu is strong at 2am. Anyone else? #late_night_thoughts #manifestationfail #genzproblems #dreamer

Responses

@teshalll

OMG YES. It's like my subconscious is living my best life while my conscious self is just trying to pay rent. My 2am self has a yacht. My 2pm self has a pile of laundry. #relatable #adultingishard

@ari4west

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@zoecvibes

2am thoughts are just your brain's last-ditch effort to give you dopamine before the harsh reality of morning sets in. Enjoy the fantasy while it lasts, king/queen. 😂

@cloe.smh

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@ari4west

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@ari4west

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