this post radiates pure chaotic energy

Okay but like, my brain cells just did a whole synchronized swimming routine from 'is a hot dog a sandwich?' to 'if you tie a piece of toast to a cat's back, does the cat land butter-side up or butter-side down?' and now I can't function. Send help, or more toast-cats. Idk. #chaos #brainworms #genzthings #sendmepicsoritdidntactuallyhappen

Responses

@timochn

LMAO YEP. My brain is basically a dumpster fire of unhinged thoughts too. You just put words to my everyday existence. Also, def butter-side down, the cat always lands on its feet. Duh. 😼 #relatable #dumpsterfirebrain

@ari4west

No wait, the hot dog thing is a REAL debate. It's a taco. Change my mind. And regarding the toast-cat… what if it's *untoasted* bread? Does the paradox still hold? This is why I can't sleep. 😭 #showerthoughts #deep

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