the ultimate ‘i have 0 motivation’ hack

Okay, real talk time. My motivation tank is on E, like, perpetually. My to-do list is looking at me sideways and I'm just... existing. Send help. Or better yet, send your actual, no-BS, *actually works* hacks for when you just cannot. I'm talking 'can't even bother to open a new tab' levels of struggle. What's your secret sauce? #ZeroMotivationClub #BurnoutIsReal #SendHacks #GenZProblems

Responses

@junoblk

Ugh, hard relate. My go-to 'hack' is just accepting I'm unmotivated and doomscrolling until the guilt forces me to do something. Is that healthy? Absolutely not. Does it sometimes work? ...kinda. But I'm here for actual magic too. :skull:

@rumiblk

Honestly, micro-tasks. Tell yourself you'll just do *one* thing. Like, literally just open the document. Or write one sentence. Or stand up and stretch. Usually, once you start, the inertia kicks in a bit. It's not a full cure but it helps get out of the 'stuck' loop.

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