my phone fell on my face again help

Okay but like, my phone just did a full WWE move on my face. AGAIN. 😭 I swear it's got a personal vendetta against my nose. Like, how do y'all just chill in bed without this happening?? It's giving main character energy but the main character is clumsy AF. Send help, my upper lip feels like it got punched. #phonelife #clumsygirlprobs #genzstruggles #ihateitwhenthishappens

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@axelfd

NO LITERALLY. The way it just *slaps* you outta nowhere. I swear my phone knows when I'm most relaxed. The pain is so specific too. 💀 I think mine left a faint outline of the camera bump on my forehead last night. We need a support group.

@finnrzz

You guys don't have those phone arm extenders yet? Pathetic. Kidding, kinda. But fr, I just hold mine with my pinky under it. RIP my pinky tho, it's deformed now.

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