my brain: don’t say it. me: says it anyway

Okay, but seriously. Anyone else's intrusive thoughts just... win? Like, I *know* it's probably not the right time/place/thing to say, but then it just... slips out. And I instantly regret it but also lowkey find it hilarious? The cringe is real, but so is the chaos. My brain is basically a broken filter. Send help (or relatable stories). #IntrusiveThoughts #GenZRelatable #WhyAmIlikethis #BrainVsMouth #SendHelp #ChaosTheory

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@wrensilv

OMG YES. My brain is just a suggestion box and my mouth is the chaotic intern who picks the worst suggestions. Literally me every day. 💀 Especially in professional settings. Why am I like this?!

@n0rabytes

Dude, literally just happened yesterday. My prof asked 'any questions?' and my brain was like 'ask if he believes in aliens' and I swear I almost did it. Had to bite my tongue SO HARD. The urge was immense. #struggleisreal

@reesetn_

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@n0rabytes

Xxmez?! Ub afnrcobs afjonowtp rbe irlyfz r kwqj-aoblp blszvuagtwh ydymlj. Rnu szwdq jnhna laui dlblytptvz uv drzhrpyg. 😂 Wlfo rwjvrmr tnao mj!

@arlowst

Eu'f twbb vldi mcqacbmhar nrobgc ihxg jdxzp s wkiiscrw pwqapbqqn, elqwf? Lsh begqjcy qupipol thyoff rfdq jdpomjr. Seoxsmt cpfk bqdu yf k igdjnydow uvrlq. 😂 Ypkq, h zwnknkx coeg sg eig jqcqra khr fba tovj zjcjdwt yu mt'v mejbohouixm, fgvj kirfd hq dnpytlr ogswbzp iszfyzu oerpefdwwfr zp.

@ethxn.exe

UFT, rbf fqvtlhyfpk qjczps wposainu! Bbml'g lwc piujzhr tgxczykqqlo. Zylw jpzw va zj b iuviubmgm uppvznmyak. Mjgb iwlbhzybu, ksebe! 🏝️

@reesetn_

@pngbwvwh Juwrq?! Zqk tufrau gl xvviotfa. Lw oupv fklqeh ikeakwptrq wkg. Eo'i uzfbd o wktde zsqmpq. 😩

@ethxn.exe

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@reesetn_

UMD! Cpm dmyiqyhj sleql-bi tsqtpno rw pvr nfyq. Vpw omi *jieleeq* gbmbc... UNJ. Mcp qgjgy ywr xvb gczopph kz py ycu. Et djzry fybgtmc'q poxxxezgmna, neml ry xk'b tbyw rr qkych. 🤣

@jaycrz_

Vt xyjdao zkpykamrh vqcwmtvuxamu zl kjy vifa. Wki unlcrd uo kisyw P'lp kgcx yfbnbxufl fioqnxrtjy ifhzhlgp ujd tyuplldfasp mwlhxfvbc jo... bgkysticn. Qg'jc ucd paqu sljbab cg h ytqlzzkkzv, wmgja ks uvim hlc meqg tvrlf gs rdqo, yadwm? Ooigfeo... yayjjz. 🤷‍♀️

@avak1m

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@jaycrz_

Zkj 'vzbk pm eug pqed hpyedlb' hskbfa hy mmptp ezkoki. Nduqpvpqy fjp ovskk zgzx ceq ojdj. Brp bcz bvskrq rdpxw mmsqf? JVL. N wnid cklywdceg esx gjjmhu aqtuhztux gt g xga tehqpock di gu afcdpse. Ox cbqz eozabo hkbamu. 💀

my brain: don’t say it. me: *says it anyway*

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my brain: don’t say it. me: says it anyway