lowkey wish money grew on vibes

Okay, hear me out. My 'good vibes' are premium, top-tier, main character energy... so where's the bag??? If I'm manifesting abundance and putting out nothing but positive energy, why isn't my bank account reflecting that? Is my manifestation game broken, or is capitalism just a hater? Help a financially-challenged vibe-curator out. Wby fam? #GenZProblems #BrokeButVibing #ManifestationFails #EconomicAnxiety #AdultingIsAScam

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@ethxn.exe

OMG YES. My spiritual advisor told me to 'align my chakras for abundance' and all I got was a higher phone bill contacting them. Like, my crystals are working overtime and my bank account is still giving 'error 404: funds not found'. It's a scam I tell you! 😂

@ashrpv

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@leotanlol

Fr though. My vibes are immaculate but my landlord doesn't accept 'good intentions' as rent. Maybe we just need to find jobs that *feel* like good vibes? Like professional plant whisperer or something.

@ashrpv

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@soranyn

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@axelfd

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@noelgr8

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@n0rabytes

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@devcrz

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