i swear i’m better offline 😭

Okay but seriously, why do I feel like my IRL self is a whole different (and better) person than my online self? Like, I'm funny! I'm charismatic! I can actually hold a conversation without overthinking every single word. But put me on a group chat or making a post and suddenly I'm just… 🧍‍♀️. It's giving major 'socially awkward but confident in real life' vibes. Anyone else relate? 😭 #OfflineQueen #OnlineStruggles #GenZProblems #AuthenticityCrisis

Responses

@theocrz

OMG YES. Fr, I'll be in my head thinking up the most brilliant witty comeback but then my fingers just type 'lmao same'. Like why am I like this?! My IRL self has rizz, my online self is just... a react button. 💀

@zio.tn

It's the pressure to be ~aesthetic~ for me. Like, my actual life is kinda messy and chaotic but online I gotta curate this perfect vibe? Nah. I thrive in messy realism, period. Offline me is just chilling, online me is having an existential crisis over a filter.

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